Twitter posts

  1. I know I complain about this a lot but it really makes this entire simulation thing look half-assed.

  2. 😉 for the fella IRL winkin at @vurtyou in CPR training, and ? at the dental hygienist in the class that asked if mouth-to-mouth was opt-in

  3. This Machine Kills Enthusiasts

  4. ‘Scuse me Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad!

    https://t.co/BTk5gWmR1w

  5. “Back To The Future Marty McFly Vest Costume Adult Movie T-Shirt Tee”

    No officer, I’ve no idea how fast I ordered it.

    That fast?

    Heavy.

  6. If he was so smart he would’ve sprayed his bat suit, the ladder, Robin, and the Bat copter with shark-repellant Bat-spray. Batman is a jerk.

  7. RT @dril: i don’t care about anybody’s opinion unless it is good. before you type, please ask yourself. “Is my opinion good” if it’s bad do…

  8. Imagine every page needs x-frame-options. Now imagine the browser is a frame. Now imagine a phone is a browser. Now imagine a homunculus in—

  9. Be sure to cut onions before frying your cobra meatballs in peanut fry oil. You’ll need the tears when they spit boiling oil in your eyes.

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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