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Twitter posts

  1. No one can be told what a level-up is, but the fact that you got one is because this is a meritocracy.

  2. Someone described a flat white as “just some coffee with a lot of milk in it” so I made ‘em a short americano topped with whole milk.

    Oops.

  3. Cool cool cool.

    Comcast Business mined @charmsec’s .org tld administrative contact for dead-tree business marketing. So honored. #blessed

  4. Connecting with literal brands: HISSSSSSSS

  5. An Infosec Trope

    A: anyone heard of $vendor?
    B: no?
    B looks
    B: creepy
    A: yeah, A service no one would ever want done to themselves
    B: gross

  6. The Catcher in the Rye gets better every year, but don’t identify with Holden so much dear, that’s how John Lennon got shot.

  7. RT @Pinboard: Most accurate video explanation of how SSL works that I have ever seen: http://t.co/BBFModPUM5 (thank you @cwjohnston)

  8. A bicyclist that spits on passing corporate buses spit on a passing corporate bus again today.

  9. RT @Fart_Bringer: Good cop: just tell us where the drugs are, we can help you
    Bad cop: OK sir you’re free to go
    Good cop: Oh like bad at yo…

  10. @grahamvsworld well we reached the appropriate conclusion in the end anyhow. I’m going on break.