Twitter posts

1. To paraphrase the great Shaggy 2 Dope:
   Fucking recruiters, how do they work?

   https://t.co/eXCx5Ve7IW

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2. Hey are you interested a hot single I know in Redwood City? If you two date, you’ll be:

   DOING THE DISHES
   VACUUMING
   SEXY TIMES
   WATCHING TV

3. Aww, it’s so cute when a someone is so shy that they have friends try to pick people up for them purely based on where they sleep at night.

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   DrFaustusAU Seussed up Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand”.

   Yowza. http://t.co/DuUssL1j0v

5. RT @brendlewhat: say what you will about albert einstein, but the guy made the time run on trains