Twitter posts

1. Thank you for calling Hasbro! To join this call, do as Simon says.

   SIMON: GREEN RED RED YELLOW GREEN BLUE BLUE RED
   Me: ???
   SIMON: RRRRRRRG

2. . @anthonykasza

   INVOICE FOR RT

   5 x minutes of my god damned life
   1 x pain and suffering

   3 beers

   WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS
   x_______

3. RT @jeffnoon: Joe’s firewall encircled his heart. It was set to block all intruders (with just one exception). Sadly, the one exception was…

4. RT @alex_macdonald: I will fight to support the Oxford comma until I draw my last breath. http://t.co/Y0T6c3F4iI

5. RT @StephenAtWar: Where were you when Worf shut GamerGate down? http://t.co/cls3gnGH7N