Twitter posts

1. These em-BAR-goes are making me THIRSTY!

   These EMBAR-goes are MA-king me Thirsty!

   These embargoes are making THIR-sty!

   No?

   Yeah, no.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon October 14, 2014 - 6:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522090839124635649/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522090839124635649/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. San Francisco Vote by Mail Ballot Konami Coce: YES on new taxes, NO on bonds, YES for judges, NO on obstruction, party line everywhere else.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon October 14, 2014 - 4:41 PM and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522064773207187456/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522064773207187456/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. RT @textfiles: Kermit-face. http://t.co/0dbCXkUkeN

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon October 14, 2014 - 4:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522054628842561537/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522054628842561537/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. The hacker, known only as n4rc1ss1st, demands feels, <3’s, unity, and one love. Empower the planet.

   3J98t1WpEZ73CNmQviecrnyiWrnqRhWNLy

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon October 14, 2014 - 3:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522046100023169024/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522046100023169024/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. “More to come, keep showing your support” is the best appropriation of political rhetoric for hokey ripper self-promotion I’ve seen all day.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon October 14, 2014 - 3:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522044169083043840/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522044169083043840/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. That 2014 thing where the masthead swoops down in an animation right over the text you’re reading, as if to say “FUCK YOU FOR READING THIS!”

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon October 14, 2014 - 12:36 AM and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/13/tweet-521821711293878272/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2014/10/13/tweet-521821711293878272/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. Hey Chuckles,

   It’s called the fundamental attribution error, not the fundamental attribution theory.

   xoxo

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon October 13, 2014 - 7:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/13/tweet-521747776267239424/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2014/10/13/tweet-521747776267239424/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. The San Francisco Neo-Futurists really get me. https://t.co/fccs0VKZLo

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   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon October 11, 2014 - 8:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/11/tweet-521040790596771840/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2014/10/11/tweet-521040790596771840/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. I assumed The Dropbox Dude soccer thing was a skit, then I assumed it was real but that the Dudes were a The Yes Men project, then, I just 😞

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon October 10, 2014 - 10:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/10/tweet-520703288761532416/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2014/10/10/tweet-520703288761532416/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. RT @chipmonkey: A must read. http://t.co/ovMkqXAK8b

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon October 08, 2014 - 3:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/08/tweet-519879124148432896/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2014/10/08/tweet-519879124148432896/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.