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Twitter posts

  1. Notes from a background check interview with me, in the OPM set: “…doesn’t remember this one either, this guy is an idiot. [scribbles]”

  2. If leaked, the OPM data will demonstrate that I’m an excellent reference for being cautiously optimistic about how much my friends drink.

  3. RT @vintageklimisch: @HardcoreHistory cool book design http://t.co/XrYUScuEDv

  4. RT @jessamyn: “There has never been a Librarian of Congress appointee that is not a white man.” in a profession that is 81% women. https://…

  5. PETER: Gabriel says you once deleted Take On Me because it was a “shitty top-of-iTunes song”?
    ME: Y-
    PETER: I love A-Ha. [reaches for lever]