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Twitter posts

  1. If you use the time machine to see futuresouth.us reveal that Yahoo Sports was an inside job again and again and again, turn to page 7.

  2. If you use the time machine to travel to 1990s and prevent Shellshock from being added to bash, turn to page 93.

  3. Oh, I see you have Calibre here too, nice, whatcha readin? [scans list of all books on disk and blasts them off to http://t.co/9mT9phl9zN]

  4. Lord Jesus,

    I pray for the souls that let goo.gl into their life and can’t escape it. I pray that their search doesn’t shorten, needlessly

  5. @maradine Normally, yeah, but I managed to transfer the two gallons of Dick Clarkleywine left to a keg with a working OUT poppet. NYE saved!

  6. In home brewing, very few failures’re catastrophic but the closest ones surprise you with gallons of beer all over the damned floor.

  7. Reading up on Prop G, I was just reminded that I live in District 9. Oh my.

  8. A telling flaw in http://t.co/dwIWk8jz12:

    The author uses it’s incorrectly and its correctly in the same sentence of the eighth paragraph.

  9. THIS IS A TEST OF THE RANDO SECURITY ADVICE SYSTEM

    WE CANNOT PUT “CLICKING LINKS IN EMAIL” BACK INTHE BOTTLE

    THIS WAS A TEST OF THE RAN–

  10. Idk, when my dad caught me adding markdown to a textarea, he made me write an entire python webapp in a textarea. I puked all afternoon!