1. _____ is the greenest way to conserve water.

    A) Flushing on two only
    B) Reusing towels
    C) Building a city in the fnord
    D) Tweeting

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 03, 2011 - 6:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/03/tweet-54608470724448257/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/03/tweet-54608470724448257/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

  2. RT @iFail: I wonder how long before someone comes about with the Certified Advance Persistent Threat exam… LOL CAPT, aye aye

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 02, 2011 - 10:04 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/02/tweet-54122087559868416/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/02/tweet-54122087559868416/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. Duck lips.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 02, 2011 - 7:10 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/02/tweet-54078175449329665/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/02/tweet-54078175449329665/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Duck lips.

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon April 02, 2011 - 12:10 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/04/02/00-10-00-duck-lips/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/04/02/00-10-00-duck-lips/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. @christopherkunz right?! He stared down the two Mexican bottles as if trying to remember commercials he’d seen about 'em.

    —Airport bars.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 9:26 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53568995323949057/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53568995323949057/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. “A Corona, please.”

    “We only have Sol and Dos Equis sir.”

    Paralysis.

    “Make it a Bud Light. No. Make it a Guinness.”

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 9:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53567312510459907/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53567312510459907/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

  7. I mean really carders! What’s the deal with designer clothes AND wallmart.com stuff? Practicality?!

    #Every90sComicExperiencingCreditFraud

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 4:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53490563609133056/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53490563609133056/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

  8. Q: What do you say to the only vendor you recently payed with a credit card when the card fraud-alerts days later?

    A: “Gesundheit.”

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 4:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53488124092887040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53488124092887040/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

  9. Going to Las Vegas for Will Torres’s April Fools party.

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 2:44 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/03/31/14-44-00-going-to-las-vegas-for-will-torress-april-fools-pa/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/03/31/14-44-00-going-to-las-vegas-for-will-torress-april-fools-pa/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. OH: “We got the hack shitted out of us.”

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 12:40 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/30/tweet-53255316107829248/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/30/tweet-53255316107829248/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.
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