1. Surprise tour opportunity!

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 27, 2011 - 1:16 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/27/13-16-00-surprise-tour-opportunity/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/27/13-16-00-surprise-tour-opportunity/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. I never noticed until I sprained my right wrist: I spacebar exclusively with my right thumb.

    And, that’s my story.

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 26, 2011 - 9:58 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/26/21-58-00-i-never-noticed-until-i-sprained-my-right-wrist-i/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/26/21-58-00-i-never-noticed-until-i-sprained-my-right-wrist-i/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. The sound of one hand clicking.

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 25, 2011 - 11:09 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/25/11-09-00-the-sound-of-one-hand-clicking/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/25/11-09-00-the-sound-of-one-hand-clicking/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Q. Where does anti-content come from?

    A. That’s a stupid question
    A. You’re stupid
    A. I’m stupid!
    A. RTFM!
    A. Just Use My System™
    A. spam

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 24, 2011 - 7:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/24/tweet-95216323038162944/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/24/tweet-95216323038162944/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

  5. This sprained wrist is going to be annoying for a while. Don’t mess up stupid bike tricks, folks.

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 24, 2011 - 7:08 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/24/19-08-00-this-sprained-wrist-is-going-to-be-annoying-for-a/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/24/19-08-00-this-sprained-wrist-is-going-to-be-annoying-for-a/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. “No, right!”
    “Yeah, I’m avoiding a pothole, I’m not retarded.”
    “Honey, I know that: if you were retarded I wouldn’t yell at you.”

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 23, 2011 - 11:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/23/tweet-94917997445124096/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/23/tweet-94917997445124096/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

  7. If I’m going to get 30+ of you past the double doors into my building for a party at midnight, you’ll laugh at my fucking ali baba and the 40 thieves joke.

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 23, 2011 - 11:34 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/23/23-34-00-if-im-going-to-get-30-of-you-past-the-double-doors/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/23/23-34-00-if-im-going-to-get-30-of-you-past-the-double-doors/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. Don’t click a cow, man!

    —Herodotus

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 23, 2011 - 10:39 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/23/10-39-00-dont-click-a-cow-man/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/23/10-39-00-dont-click-a-cow-man/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. North Beach Trans-Amerifog

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 22, 2011 - 10:33 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/22/22-33-00-north-beach-trans-amerifog/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/22/22-33-00-north-beach-trans-amerifog/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. Call me morbid, call me pale,
    I spent six hours on your trail
    Six full hours of my life your trail

    And if then I had five seconds to spare
    So I clicked my cow.

    —The Clicks

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 22, 2011 - 2:26 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/22/14-26-00-call-me-morbid-call-me-pale/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/22/14-26-00-call-me-morbid-call-me-pale/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.
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