Just spite-posting drafts today instead of posting what I’m actually mad about, that’ll work.

Posted on Mastodon about seven months agoon January 08, 2026 - 8:14 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2026/01/08/115861306840715652/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2026/01/08/115861306840715652/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

Hi are you a registered San Francisco Voter? We’re gathering signatures for a ballot measure for a bond that will fund the construction in Sunset Dunes Park of a colossal Sancho Panza facing the dutch windmill in Golden Gate Park asking a collosul Don Quixote “Which giants?” Yes we are doing it to make fun of car-brained sunset voters. I know right? Idiots. Oh, no it’s not a baseball team reference but that is funny too. Anyway thank you for signing, have a great day.

Hi, are you are you a re—

Posted on Mastodon about seven months agoon January 08, 2026 - 8:13 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2026/01/08/115861305037028836/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2026/01/08/115861305037028836/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

You’re absolutely right, you asked for a to go box for the rest of your meal and I just scraped food and paper straw wrappers off of the unfinished plates in the bus bin into one for you.

Posted on Mastodon about seven months agoon January 08, 2026 - 7:44 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2026/01/08/115861189225477221/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2026/01/08/115861189225477221/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

Community tables 👎🏼

Posted on Mastodon about seven months agoon January 07, 2026 - 3:36 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2026/01/07/115854552180218749/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2026/01/07/115854552180218749/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

Afternoon Ride

Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a three and a half mile (five and three quarters kilometer) ride is indicated. About 118 feet (36 meters) elevation over a quarter hour.

Posted on Strava about seven months agoon January 07, 2026 - 12:09 AM and archived here at /strava/2026/01/07/afternoon-ride/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/strava/2026/01/07/afternoon-ride/ in the Strava collection in both HTML and markdown.

Posts by platform by year, 1999–2026
	Blog	Facebook	Twitter	Tumblr	Instagram	Path	Vimeo	Strava	Mastodon	Bookwyrm	total

total	518	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	566	2251	72	12158
1999	7	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	7
2000	10	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	10
2001	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	0
2002	23	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	23
2003	35	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	35
2004	85	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	85
2005	150	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	150
2006	83	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	83
2007	72	16	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	88
2008	33	546	169	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	748
2009	10	407	744	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	1161
2010	6	195	352	3	–	–	–	–	–	–	556
2011	4	383	290	8	20	–	–	–	–	–	705
2012	–	372	254	124	19	16	1	–	–	–	786
2013	–	165	512	196	–	–	3	–	–	–	876
2014	–	73	670	270	–	–	–	6	–	–	1019
2015	–	74	889	554	–	–	11	2	–	–	1530
2016	–	55	12	389	1	–	3	–	–	–	460
2017	–	–	–	429	47	–	5	7	–	–	488
2018	–	–	–	414	45	–	–	7	123	–	589
2019	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	–	210	–	211
2020	–	–	–	–	–	–	3	2	452	–	457
2021	–	–	–	–	–	–	7	8	404	–	419
2022	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	4	422	–	427
2023	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	48	214	13	276
2024	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	167	205	33	405
2025	–	–	–	–	–	–	2	222	154	22	400
2026	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	93	67	4	164
total	518	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	566	2251	72	12158