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    September 21st, 2018 8:24am

    Posted on Tumblr over eight years agoon September 21, 2018 - 3:24 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2018/09/21/post-178315318538/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2018/09/21/post-178315318538/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Content warning: elite dsa hackers

    Lol, kinda mad how good Seven 7. Sevenson is of an antisec style handle tbh

    Hi, my name is Yewar Ehtraytor. My preferred pronouns are Seven 7. Sevenson. Why I joined DSA: These people are stupid.
    Figure 1. Hi, my name is Yewar Ehtraytor. My preferred pronouns are Seven 7. Sevenson. Why I joined DSA: These people are stupid.
    Text Message: (777)777-7777. Email: tips@nsa.gov. Phone: (777)777-7777.
    Figure 2. Text Message: (777)777-7777. Email: tips@nsa.gov. Phone: (777)777-7777.
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 20, 2018 - 3:36 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/20/100758834507304963/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/20/100758834507304963/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. :birdsite: wtb a hell site cross poster that posts screenshots of my toots with markov generated dunks on them instead of truncating my toots over there

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 19, 2018 - 3:45 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100753205620355325/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100753205620355325/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Lmao at the time when the people in IT had swag cynically commemorating the claim from a VP who was phoning it in while also doing a masters degree on the side that there would be “showers of gold come IPO time” by printing google translated latin on under the hood which reversed google translated to GOLDEN SHOWER and were instantly banned by c-staff.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 19, 2018 - 3:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100753169424821484/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100753169424821484/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. Ext. WASHINGTON, D.C. - DAY

    ELMO swings his feet under a bench and cocks his head from side to side.

    ELMO

    Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!

    (beat)

    JAMES O’KEEFE

    Pooping! At the State Department!? Why, I never!

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 19, 2018 - 3:05 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100753048707501349/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100753048707501349/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. Dan Brown would’ve written it as “Codename Veritas, which renowned classics professor Rip Steakface knew meant truth to the Romans” but otherwise it’d be identical to our world: absurdly dumb.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 19, 2018 - 2:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100752930641234951/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100752930641234951/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. Tagging myself and 9 of my big media pals into a beef in order to win at online cause I’m too busy rn

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 19, 2018 - 2:18 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100750034604444612/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100750034604444612/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. Set my phone background to a picture of a red flag so that I can use my locked phone as a little red flag when I need one.

    Red flag phone.
    Figure 1. Red flag phone.
    Red flag.
    Figure 2. Red flag.
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 17, 2018 - 6:25 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/17/100742511132722984/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/17/100742511132722984/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. There’s grease on the bike lane on Folsom inbound between 6th and 7th street, don’t wreck!

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 17, 2018 - 4:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/17/100742162831335159/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/17/100742162831335159/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. If we start a spoopy halloween avatar gimmick this early it’ll flare out before October but I’m too excited by my tweaked Joan Cornellá BootyBoop to wait.

    Boost if you know that candy corn is good actually, fav if you don’t.

    also favs should be called boops

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 17, 2018 - 3:54 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/17/100741919359766117/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/17/100741919359766117/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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