1. Building washing machine, we will never be friends, please just wash my clothes

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 18, 2020 - 1:55 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/18/104535197468269294/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/18/104535197468269294/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Content warning: chad wolf

    The author of this storyline named the acting dhs fella first name “Chad” last name “Wolf”? come on, who is editing this garbage?

    https://mst3krollfizzlebeef.ytmnd.com

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 17, 2020 - 6:30 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/17/104530616860218028/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/17/104530616860218028/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. When the bosses tell you they listen to and love NPR, believe them

    disclosure: i have an npr membership but only so that i can watch Antiques Roadshow because that shit is hard to pirate

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 17, 2020 - 4:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/17/104530060703046365/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/17/104530060703046365/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. You see amongst other want ads in the MISC column, perhaps a message for someone, or some thing:

    TRY A DASH OF LIQUID SMOKE IN YOUR MASHED POTATOES

    you clip out the tip and paste it on the board, run a string to it, and affix the string with a tack

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 17, 2020 - 1:38 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/17/104526638891942347/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/17/104526638891942347/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. You know 14 words, I drill 100 words every morning and every night, we are not the same.

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 16, 2020 - 3:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/16/104524141261730083/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/16/104524141261730083/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. Men in tech worried about diversity hiring initiative slippery slopes leading quota-driven hiring of unqualified candidates consider shutting the fuck up forever, you are the unqualified candidate and you already have a job

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 14, 2020 - 6:59 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/14/104513743697476254/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/14/104513743697476254/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. This department has worked

    ①④ DAYS

    without a beer

    The best record previously was

    ⑦ DAYS

    DO YOUR PART!

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 14, 2020 - 6:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/14/104513547371163207/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/14/104513547371163207/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. Ooh! I hate that rabbit! etc

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 13, 2020 - 3:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/13/104507280457206874/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/13/104507280457206874/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. Baby leaves

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 13, 2020 - 3:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/13/104507167694738381/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/13/104507167694738381/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. Treating SIP like i’m some kinda astronaut, mission control (my belt) demanded i add some basic static stuff that i haven’t done in 20 years to the high intensity bicycle trainer stuff i do: pushups, crunches, planks, squats, lunges, etc, yesterday and from now on

    ouchie 😭

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 13, 2020 - 2:27 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/13/104507011241359272/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/13/104507011241359272/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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