“housing at all income levels” is a truly dogshit slogan, up there with “separate but equal” and “don’t ask don’t tell”. just disgusting.

I call upon everyone who Can’t Complain Really to join me and pledge to never live in one of the luxury condos they turn our prime-location city museums into after the collections-graciously-provided-bys expand their mansions a la LA’s Huntington and rehome the art

Science hasn’t figured out all-spicy and/or all-mild shishito peppers and yet this is the so called future

We knocked a chandelier over the bed’s fake crystal pendant off often enough changing the sheets that we stopped putting it back on and stuck it an east-facing window instead, to cast dozens of spectrums around every morning, and one just hit my coffee

This site is cool because I’ll learn stuff like, did you know that Elvis Costello’s backing band on the My Aim is True recording was basically Huey Lewis and the News minus Huey Lewis? and not post it because “jeeze everybody probably knows that, I’ll get canceled for posting”

Decline pushups? don’t mind if i do

After using Tang powder for years, I was sick of the waste I was generating (and cost) so I bought an orange juicer and basic pulp filter. You know what? It tastes better. Way better. It’s much, much cheaper and has far less waste, too.

Listening to RATM for the first time in twenty years during the workout this morning, powering through the subsequent two decades I remember of forums poster mockery

CORRECTIONS

I thought of this post last night and went to go watch some Roadshow and was reminded that AR is on PBS, which I do pay for, not NPR, which I have never and will never pay for.

Sorry for getting my fake-nationalized media mixed up.

What if shut up little man modern day?

Haskett: [unintelligible]

Huffman: “shut up, little man!”