Insta and tiktok feed tenet #1 seems to be: “Inside you are two wolves*” so I just don’t use either, simple as

*both Tex Avery’s “Slick” Joe McWolf

Important katsu mise addition: the ear plugs i wear to shows, on account of all the hammering 🦺

A room in a museum that guests have to walk a short, purple carpeted winding hall to enter that has no lights and no seating that has a loud film projector looping a print of The Wizard of Oz with the sepia Kansas scenes colorized and the technicolor Oz scenes reduced to sepia

One of the communists I follow on here posted something, probably a picture of a book they were reading because they are always doing shit like that, quoting someone saying “communism is the obviously correct conclusion of dialectics” or “of historical materialism”

“obviously correct” is such a great line, I love it

Evangelicals posted at 16th and mission and 16th and valencia last night preaching and handing out lit, 100 times more annoying than the people selling piles of stuff incredibly obviously stollen from garages and apartment building storage units

we gotta bring back telling evangelicals to fuck off and mind their own business. atheism is great specifically because there are no hermeneutics and no moralism required, so the only scolding you have to consider is asking people to shut the fuck up and mind their own business

Doing a revcom entryism and successfully orchestrating a full press “upzoning now!” line and then getting mad when nobody notices, welp

Pizza places in the US that don’t have pepperoni but do have a substitution should just lie, not my problem

“im gonna draw a lake for the boats to sleep in”

Talking to a guy in a black balaclava and black pajamas in line behind me at brunch and he said this is his going-away bottomless mimosa session because he’s leaving “san fran” (sic) for a city that isn’t so tough on hard working property criminals like himself

Sigh

i would just automate this but i haven’t been able to figure out where the app stores the damned mutes