I love when people say “stay tuned” in the modern era where everything is a form of boss/worker communications like an inbox or notification or some other white number in a red circle and, double the suggestion is from a boss in the first place

“stay tuned, to me, the boss” lol

I am also brilliant, if you ask me.

Ever since chesa was recalled, the fruit fly cloud surrounding my building’s compost and trash bins where i hang out has been out of control, this happening to anyone else? im thinking about getting one of these hats with a fan in the brim, idk what else to do at this point

Unpopular opinions but:

🙅🏽 knock me down

🙅🏽 step in my face

🙅🏽 slander my name all over the place

🙅🏽 burn my house

🙅🏽 steal my car

🙅🏽 drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar

🔪🔪🔪

45 minutes later, all knives, peelers, openers, and scrappers down!

i’ve started taking the whole board out on the patio and cutting just the onions plein air, no tears 🥲

Rly hits different when it’s 👏🏼 i n g o, 👏🏼 i n g o, 👏🏼 i n g o, and bingo was his name-o

Tore out the previous owner’s home alarm system so if anyone wants to B&E, it won’t be loud. please finish my spackling n’ painting, thanks in advance (i hate finish work)

always been p convinced that home alarm systems are scams, only bits of old This Old House I skip through

I Voted! 🇺🇸

Gm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE49NdNnBxA

Tue: kid exposed to asymptomatic peer at school

Wed: kid gets first dose of moderna

Thurs: kid plays hooky and enjoys going to the carnival w/ a friend

Fri: contact traced re: tuesday

Sat: spikes a 102F, friend also spikes

Sun: weird cough

Mon: Fever + cough

me: lol (so far) 🤗