1. Alex jones breaking the fourth wall: β€œWell, THAT just happened. πŸ˜β€

  2. Scrolling the TL, doing that philip glass move where he tilts his head way back as if someone had his eyeballs on the other end a tug-of-war rope and was hand-over-hand pulling him out of his bullshit but then loses, and he lowers it again to stay on it, scrolling the TL

  3. Lockheed (lockheed martin marietta) discourse contribution: Fugazi playing "Do You Like Me " & β€œReclamation” at the Teamster’s Hall in Baltimore on in ’98

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZYWHhRye0w

    I got to see them do this set the summer before at fort reno in dc

  4. Hell yeah someone crashed into a fire hydrant west bound on ceasar chavez near bryant and knocked it off and now it’s a six foot geyser, rip their car and hopefully nobody was hurt, still funny

  5. Junior just upper-decked his tot-pot (#1 only, thankfully) while demanding privacy and not letting anyone in to help after sitting to go, because he thought maybe that’s what tanks in toilets are for

    his tank is fake of course, and i suppose the no-lid design is for wipes and whatnot, which we would absolutely never leave him alone with stored there. he would use the whole pack just because

  6. End ground floor FOR LEASE zoning now!

  7. Neo shen yun: san francisco before dsa

  8. Twisting the job speed knob up and pulling a bunch of the job benefit, comp, and safety faders down while looking back at the workers until they start turning on each other over who is being entitled about any one change like some kinda evil don fagen/walter becker monster

  9. Nice!

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