Rode to work for the first time in two years, my bike lock was still on the office rack and my work shoes (I mr. rogers it) were under the bench I left them under 🤗

riding home I changed lanes while splitting on Bush and got clipped by a car side mirror, lol @ vision zero 😤

After the rev I look forward to my preferences attaining and maintaining hegemony, because once more people learn about them, they will of course vote to re-structure society according to them

for instance, I don’t like folding laundry, so

I just had to look up “crudités”, never heard the word before today

also not the kind of thing i make a stop at when im cruising the food table at all, so could be that’s why, but like, lol

snacks growing up and thus today: hard pretzels, sharp cheese, summer sausage, and then in the 90s, chips and salsa. oh, and crudités pause sike

Shrimp scampi and arugula pesto (made with arugula grown in our hydro garden) pasta, plated like a goofball

Oops: the ceiling where i do burpees 🙌

Hanging out in the local high school in a suit and tie going around asking the young people of this fine country if they every thought about a career in Uncle Sam’s National Labor Relations Board, or the Internal Revenue Service

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“Paraphrased Boondock Saints Quote” -Boondock Saints

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When he got covid was the only time i fell for it, but this time, this time is at least p funny

Sf is full of obviously stupid shit like this, is infuriating

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