1. Every time someone points out that I don’t have voicemail set up on my phone I get a point

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 26, 2022 - 10:28 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/26/109067064842766174/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/26/109067064842766174/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Picturing the “rainbow” fentanyl marketing executive kicking their feet up and sipping a dry martini (with a twist) at 2pm, opening a news paper, doing a spit-take, punching their secretary’s line on their desk phone and shouting “Get me the fentanyl account Mavis!”

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 26, 2022 - 4:53 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/26/109065745462163643/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/26/109065745462163643/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. Ios16 photo person copy is neat, anyway this is me after carrying junior while he ate a pbj

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 26, 2022 - 1:30 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/26/109062116708836957/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/26/109062116708836957/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their ineffective altruism but im different. and effective. maybe even more effective than the god

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 25, 2022 - 5:47 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/25/109060296409112146/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/25/109060296409112146/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. Unable to suspend disbelief that all the hobbits on this show put rotting plants in their hair, come on flowers maybe but they one with straw anime hair? ridiculous.

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 25, 2022 - 3:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/25/109059733108567524/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/25/109059733108567524/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 24, 2022 - 8:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/24/109055224813342432/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/24/109055224813342432/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. London Breed Democratic Club

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 24, 2022 - 7:27 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/24/109055027476099487/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/24/109055027476099487/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. I’m an excavator

    Excavator

    Hey, dirt, see you later

    I’m an excavator

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 24, 2022 - 6:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/24/109054752007274227/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/24/109054752007274227/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. Is shrink wrap EULAing your political pawns with signed, undated banmes, the latest trend in quitting? people are calling it “breeding”, which is very confusing tbh

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 24, 2022 - 4:34 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/24/109054346865304650/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/24/109054346865304650/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. 👉🏼 at random things: that’s schismogenetic.

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 24, 2022 - 12:05 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/24/109050458634667882/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/24/109050458634667882/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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