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Mastodon posts

  1. I Voted! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

  2. Tue: kid exposed to asymptomatic peer at school

    Wed: kid gets first dose of moderna

    Thurs: kid plays hooky and enjoys going to the carnival w/ a friend

    Fri: contact traced re: tuesday

    Sat: spikes a 102F, friend also spikes

    Sun: weird cough

    Mon: Fever + cough

    me: lol (so far) πŸ€—

  3. Protein-pickeld peterson posted a pathetic pinstriped probation a’ppeal

  4. People think they have large families but my aunt had to use a form letter to mail all of my cousins checks to close out an old college fund account form the 80s, and my dad’s side of the family is even bigger. yes, catholic, no not me 😈

  5. Ah, jeeze, the affairs of court. can you believe these aristocrats? it’s like, they are just so out of touch they don’t even realize it?! I’m incredulous! here: look!

  6. β€œEvery new message from a person”

  7. [doing elaborate hard-rake kickflip and heelflip and handle-slide and manual combos to avoid just paying labor more and capital less until the revolution] β€œUh, I think the solution here is obvious, we just need to keep inventing more tricks, forever.”

  8. When i was at the station trying to leave this mf was all β€œTry again” and β€œSee attendant” and for the past few days, is been gaslighting me that im still on a train downtown. ima go back to my first, a plastic clipper card, which never let me down