Mastodon posts

1. I am also brilliant, if you ask me.

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 12, 2022 - 9:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/12/108636421849440347/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/12/108636421849440347/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. Ever since chesa was recalled, the fruit fly cloud surrounding my building’s compost and trash bins where i hang out has been out of control, this happening to anyone else? im thinking about getting one of these hats with a fan in the brim, idk what else to do at this point

   

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 12, 2022 - 2:50 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/12/108632094889588345/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/12/108632094889588345/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. Unpopular opinions but:

   🙅🏽 knock me down

   🙅🏽 step in my face

   🙅🏽 slander my name all over the place

   🙅🏽 burn my house

   🙅🏽 steal my car

   🙅🏽 drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 10, 2022 - 5:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/10/108624153928247512/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/10/108624153928247512/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. 🔪🔪🔪

   

   45 minutes later, all knives, peelers, openers, and scrappers down!

   i’ve started taking the whole board out on the patio and cutting just the onions plein air, no tears 🥲

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 09, 2022 - 11:53 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/09/108620074804111839/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/09/108620074804111839/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. Rly hits different when it’s 👏🏼 i n g o, 👏🏼 i n g o, 👏🏼 i n g o, and bingo was his name-o

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 08, 2022 - 2:02 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/08/108609256619763472/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/08/108609256619763472/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Tore out the previous owner’s home alarm system so if anyone wants to B&E, it won’t be loud. please finish my spackling n’ painting, thanks in advance (i hate finish work)

   always been p convinced that home alarm systems are scams, only bits of old This Old House I skip through

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 08, 2022 - 12:47 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/08/108608963667686536/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/08/108608963667686536/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. I Voted! 🇺🇸

   

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 07, 2022 - 4:46 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/07/108604239102151551/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/07/108604239102151551/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. Gm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE49NdNnBxA

   Roxy Music - Love Is the Drug [HQ]"Love Is the Drug" was the first single (and opening track) off of Roxy Music's 1975 album 'Siren.'It was a #2 hit in the UK and reached #30 on the US pop si...YouTube (opens in a new tab)

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 06, 2022 - 5:20 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/06/108601542576123666/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/06/108601542576123666/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. Tue: kid exposed to asymptomatic peer at school

   Wed: kid gets first dose of moderna

   Thurs: kid plays hooky and enjoys going to the carnival w/ a friend

   Fri: contact traced re: tuesday

   Sat: spikes a 102F, friend also spikes

   Sun: weird cough

   Mon: Fever + cough

   me: lol (so far) 🤗

   

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 05, 2022 - 7:01 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/05/108596277753021948/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/05/108596277753021948/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Protein-pickeld peterson posted a pathetic pinstriped probation a’ppeal

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 03, 2022 - 8:25 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/03/108585284974642336/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/03/108585284974642336/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.