Mastodon posts

1. “im gonna draw a lake for the boats to sleep in”

   

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 18, 2022 - 2:40 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/18/108666031139332845/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/18/108666031139332845/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. Talking to a guy in a black balaclava and black pajamas in line behind me at brunch and he said this is his going-away bottomless mimosa session because he’s leaving “san fran” (sic) for a city that isn’t so tough on hard working property criminals like himself

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 16, 2022 - 3:25 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/16/108657714988748787/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/16/108657714988748787/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. Sigh

   

   i would just automate this but i haven’t been able to figure out where the app stores the damned mutes

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 16, 2022 - 3:14 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/16/108657670866088373/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/16/108657670866088373/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. I love when people say “stay tuned” in the modern era where everything is a form of boss/worker communications like an inbox or notification or some other white number in a red circle and, double the suggestion is from a boss in the first place

   “stay tuned, to me, the boss” lol

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 13, 2022 - 12:53 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/13/108637296503252975/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/13/108637296503252975/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. I am also brilliant, if you ask me.

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 12, 2022 - 9:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/12/108636421849440347/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/12/108636421849440347/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Ever since chesa was recalled, the fruit fly cloud surrounding my building’s compost and trash bins where i hang out has been out of control, this happening to anyone else? im thinking about getting one of these hats with a fan in the brim, idk what else to do at this point

   

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 12, 2022 - 2:50 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/12/108632094889588345/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/12/108632094889588345/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. Unpopular opinions but:

   🙅🏽 knock me down

   🙅🏽 step in my face

   🙅🏽 slander my name all over the place

   🙅🏽 burn my house

   🙅🏽 steal my car

   🙅🏽 drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 10, 2022 - 5:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/10/108624153928247512/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/10/108624153928247512/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. 🔪🔪🔪

   

   45 minutes later, all knives, peelers, openers, and scrappers down!

   i’ve started taking the whole board out on the patio and cutting just the onions plein air, no tears 🥲

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 09, 2022 - 11:53 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/09/108620074804111839/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/09/108620074804111839/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. Rly hits different when it’s 👏🏼 i n g o, 👏🏼 i n g o, 👏🏼 i n g o, and bingo was his name-o

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 08, 2022 - 2:02 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/08/108609256619763472/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/08/108609256619763472/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Tore out the previous owner’s home alarm system so if anyone wants to B&E, it won’t be loud. please finish my spackling n’ painting, thanks in advance (i hate finish work)

    always been p convinced that home alarm systems are scams, only bits of old This Old House I skip through

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 08, 2022 - 12:47 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/08/108608963667686536/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/08/108608963667686536/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.