Mastodon posts

1. Important katsu mise addition: the ear plugs i wear to shows, on account of all the hammering 🦺

   

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 24, 2022 - 12:36 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/24/108699515519439328/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/24/108699515519439328/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. A room in a museum that guests have to walk a short, purple carpeted winding hall to enter that has no lights and no seating that has a loud film projector looping a print of The Wizard of Oz with the sepia Kansas scenes colorized and the technicolor Oz scenes reduced to sepia

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 23, 2022 - 6:08 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/23/108697991431298720/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/23/108697991431298720/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. One of the communists I follow on here posted something, probably a picture of a book they were reading because they are always doing shit like that, quoting someone saying “communism is the obviously correct conclusion of dialectics” or “of historical materialism”

   “obviously correct” is such a great line, I love it

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 23, 2022 - 3:45 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/23/108697426554201005/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/23/108697426554201005/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Evangelicals posted at 16th and mission and 16th and valencia last night preaching and handing out lit, 100 times more annoying than the people selling piles of stuff incredibly obviously stollen from garages and apartment building storage units

   we gotta bring back telling evangelicals to fuck off and mind their own business. atheism is great specifically because there are no hermeneutics and no moralism required, so the only scolding you have to consider is asking people to shut the fuck up and mind their own business

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 23, 2022 - 3:30 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/23/108697368716968521/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/23/108697368716968521/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. Doing a revcom entryism and successfully orchestrating a full press “upzoning now!” line and then getting mad when nobody notices, welp

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 20, 2022 - 2:55 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/20/108677412937624777/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/20/108677412937624777/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Pizza places in the US that don’t have pepperoni but do have a substitution should just lie, not my problem

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 19, 2022 - 1:10 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/19/108671338621865289/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/19/108671338621865289/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. “im gonna draw a lake for the boats to sleep in”

   

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 18, 2022 - 2:40 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/18/108666031139332845/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/18/108666031139332845/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. Talking to a guy in a black balaclava and black pajamas in line behind me at brunch and he said this is his going-away bottomless mimosa session because he’s leaving “san fran” (sic) for a city that isn’t so tough on hard working property criminals like himself

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 16, 2022 - 3:25 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/16/108657714988748787/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/16/108657714988748787/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. Sigh

   

   i would just automate this but i haven’t been able to figure out where the app stores the damned mutes

   Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 16, 2022 - 3:14 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/16/108657670866088373/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/16/108657670866088373/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. I love when people say “stay tuned” in the modern era where everything is a form of boss/worker communications like an inbox or notification or some other white number in a red circle and, double the suggestion is from a boss in the first place

    “stay tuned, to me, the boss” lol

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon July 13, 2022 - 12:53 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/07/13/108637296503252975/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/07/13/108637296503252975/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.