Mastodon posts

  1. People think they have large families but my aunt had to use a form letter to mail all of my cousins checks to close out an old college fund account form the 80s, and my dad’s side of the family is even bigger. yes, catholic, no not me 😈

  2. Ah, jeeze, the affairs of court. can you believe these aristocrats? it’s like, they are just so out of touch they don’t even realize it?! I’m incredulous! here: look!

  3. β€œEvery new message from a person”

  4. [doing elaborate hard-rake kickflip and heelflip and handle-slide and manual combos to avoid just paying labor more and capital less until the revolution] β€œUh, I think the solution here is obvious, we just need to keep inventing more tricks, forever.”

  5. When i was at the station trying to leave this mf was all β€œTry again” and β€œSee attendant” and for the past few days, is been gaslighting me that im still on a train downtown. ima go back to my first, a plastic clipper card, which never let me down

  6. Everyone is sharing their HR team’s response to Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization in chat, and all of the ones I’ve seen include a line along the lines of β€œwe recognize that people have strong opinions about this”

    this line sucks

    imagine going back and sprinkling it on prior statements about January 6th or George Floyd πŸ™ƒ

  7. They are β€œwarning” your ass on sf muni twitter

  8. πŸ€™πŸΌ

  9. Firing a starter gun into the air, unchecking the β€œProtect your Tweets” checkbox, and triggering a stopwatch to remind myself what patient noncompliance does to a mf

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