Pizza Slow (high quality)

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  1. Tonight’s pizza*: tomato sauce, pecorino romano, capers, black olives, anchovies, pepperoni, chili crisp, olive oil

    • kenji’s neapolitan w/ bob’s red mill 00 (which is very good imo) and SAF instant
    two slices of neapolitan pizza on a white plate topped with tomato sauce, pecorino romano, capers, black olives, anchovies, pepperoni, chili crisp, olive oil
    Figure 1. two slices of neapolitan pizza on a white plate topped with tomato sauce, pecorino romano, capers, black olives, anchovies, pepperoni, chili crisp, olive oil.
    Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon July 20, 2024 - 1:05 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2024/07/20/112816128344726958/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2024/07/20/112816128344726958/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Dudesl love to not post for weeks at a time and then right as the eye doctor’s dialation drops kick in, get brain foam they have a scrape away immediately while squinting and blinking at their dumb phone in a dark room

    Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon July 17, 2024 - 9:50 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2024/07/17/112804037720671614/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2024/07/17/112804037720671614/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. Pedantly explaining to the fourth wall that i can get away with it because i’m in the third panel, after the person in the second panel pedantly explaining to the fourth wall why people who say what I said can’t get away with what Zi am getting away with because they are in the only other panel than theirs, the second panel of two

    [flicks the light on] whoa! look at all these cockroaches in here! holy shit this is now how we behave! do better!

    [my friends and I scurrying away, unkillable, but diving for cover anyway] “shut up! shut up! get out! get out! turn the lights back off!”

    Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon July 17, 2024 - 8:48 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2024/07/17/112803793802981097/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2024/07/17/112803793802981097/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Feeling matchy-matchy, might lean

    a photo of me leaning, with arms crossed, against an avocado green brick building next to a window protected by decorative cast iron security bars also painted avocado greenI’m wearing a black DOOM LOOP had, a black silk jacket with white silk sleeves that have arm length patches of green double-headed snakes running from wrist to shoulder over a light pink oxford, faded maroon corduroy pants, and black on black suede old school vans
    Figure 1. a photo of me leaning, with arms crossed, against an avocado green brick building next to a window protected by decorative cast iron security bars also painted avocado greenI’m wearing a black DOOM LOOP had, a black silk jacket with white silk sleeves that have arm length patches of green double-headed snakes running from wrist to shoulder over a light pink oxford, faded maroon corduroy pants, and black on black suede old school vans.
    Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon July 14, 2024 - 4:38 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2024/07/14/112785826448542476/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2024/07/14/112785826448542476/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. Follow friday: https://botsin.space/@bestpizzaintown

    https://botsin.space/@bestpizzaintown/112775780386387788

    Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon July 12, 2024 - 11:45 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2024/07/12/112776179019962790/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2024/07/12/112776179019962790/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. Would honestly prefer to give whoever needs it (this morning, an optometry office) a social security number equivalent and my public-persona handle rather than 1) the name I go by (which happens to be my middle name) and 2) my last name-including-how-to-spell-it, and then 3) disambiguating that from my full legal name, which has a different first name as well as a suffix

    the full ritual as we perform it is too close to a cultural conflict and wildly inefficient. let me give you a guid

    Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon July 12, 2024 - 4:26 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2024/07/12/112774453015211568/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2024/07/12/112774453015211568/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. My eyes also just kind of slide off of paragraph length posts on this website as I scroll through it but I’ll keep posting that shit anyway I guess

    Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon July 11, 2024 - 4:47 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2024/07/11/112768871776727138/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2024/07/11/112768871776727138/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. Thanks to discord’s hokey use of a command for command-K, officially “Find or Start a Direct Message" per their docs, I am always constantly narrowly avoiding direct messaging someone I do not know who has the last name of Jerke who I assume also idles in an open source community server I idle in, when I try to switch to the chat I made for talking about anything but games on my friend’s gaming-oriented community server which they immediately renamed and locked to #jerk_factory for me

    Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon July 11, 2024 - 4:46 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2024/07/11/112768868603176403/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2024/07/11/112768868603176403/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. 18th book of 2024: “Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore”, by Robin Sloan ( https://www.robinsloan.com/books/penumbra/).

    Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour BookstoreA novel about books and technology, cryptography and conspiracy, friendship and love.Robin Sloan

    Fun, light, very quick read. Very weird to read something so connected to ~2012-techie-San-Francisco (I was here by then) and get 100% of the references (and roll my eyes at a few w/ 12 years of hindsight).

    The paperback cover “Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore”, by Robin Sloan, as I read it. Nine rows of yellow blocks stamped alternating between four or five stacked on their back and four or five upright like books on a shelf but leaning left or right at random. The title and “A Novel” and author name are in hand written script over the entire front.
    Figure 1. The paperback cover “Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore”, by Robin Sloan, as I read it. Nine rows of yellow blocks stamped alternating between four or five stacked on their back and four or five upright like books on a shelf but leaning left or right at random. The title and “A Novel” and author name are in hand written script over the entire front..
    Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon July 11, 2024 - 3:11 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2024/07/11/112765662693423877/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2024/07/11/112765662693423877/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. I think if cars and car parts were stollen at the rates bikes are in U.S. cities, deployed technical controls would look a lot more like off-site valet parking than like racks on the sidewalk, and the compensating control would look a lot more like car insurance than like adding the car to your home insurance policy, and nothing at all like whatever the latest video from some guy in NYC posting how to use three specific locks in very specific ways

    Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon July 06, 2024 - 4:04 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2024/07/06/112740391088032684/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2024/07/06/112740391088032684/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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