moved back to the mission 48 hours ago, have successfully:
flooded the half bath botching a bidet install
burdened neighbors to the north-east, north-west, and south
got our massive sleeper-sofa in a real dirk gently situation and had to get it ship-in-a-bottled into the unit
[megaphone trigger-pull] “uh, table ready for uh, Bernham Sickie? Bernham Sickie, your table is ready?”
quitting drinking liquids of any kind by committing to exclusively using paper straws, to which a slow and agonizing death is preferable
hi marshal law, I’m dad
HIGHLY SERIOUS COMMUNIST: Mastodon is not your friend. It is not a hobby. Mastodon is not fun, it is not “better” than what we have now, and it is not something to make light of. A close reading of the texts confirms this.
ME: this sounds great,
(@Good_Guy69@twitter.com) September 19, 2018