Mastodon posts

  1. Hey, @linkedin@twitter.com, please add an “open to expatriation” checkbox

  2. Nancy pelosi radio sent toot

  3. Vote blue no matter who! [“Sweet Georgia Brown”, the Harlem Globetrotter’s theme music fades in as if from a distance, backing the tee-ball Biden and Pelosi attack ads] [smash cut to Ghana’s dancing pallbearers]

  4. Just held my fifteen year old cat as we put him down, 😢😭, pancreatic cancer, F

    november 2004

  5. The @RecologySF@twitter.com worker that waves at me and my kid in the window at five dark thirty every morning was back on the job this morning after a worrying week or two off ☺️

  6. A few dashes of shichimi togarashi and a few drops of soy on chicken nuggets 👨🏼‍🍳

  7. Whenever anyone resigns a thing, the appropriate response is, without exception, “Congratulations!”

  8. The sweater tied over the shoulders thing has been coded bourgie for the entire forty years i’ve been on this planet and people still do it idgi

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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