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  1. Last night i peeled, smashed, minced, and smashed again a largish clove of garlic and spread all of it, with a half tablespoon of salted butter, on a single slice of toasted white bread πŸ‘…

  2. I am not endorsing @JoeBiden@twitter.com.

  3. Baltimore, not sf, but my favorite reply at a party was at my house, with friends and neighbors, and the new guy that lived across the alley and over from us asked a friend of mine what he β€œdid.”

    β€œman, it is friday night, nobody wants to talk about that shit.”

  4. Alexa vote conservative

  5. Stop putting the bad matty in my fucking light cone

  6. Fuck, my handwriting is atrocious i’m gonna have to practice writing out’ Bernie Sanders” in clumsy block letters over and over for the rest of the year so that come november, the poll workers can read what I write

  7. Rip your prime minister but I’m different 😭

  8. Duck β€œ310-83-6226” Lancer

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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