Mastodon posts

  1. Welp, time to ride “to work”

  2. I hate working from home

  3. I miss being able to do that thing at italian restaurants at the end of a meal when you skip the dessert menu and you ask your server, “I was wondering if, you know, if you had any grappa in the back?” and your server thinks about it for a sec and then says “for you? no.”

  4. Tit: neighbors weeded the back yard and planted flowers where our kid plays

    Tat: we bought them a fence to protect their flowers

    Tit: they put more plants outside the fence in pots

    Tat: my kid fucks with their plants

    Tit: they ask us to keep our kid off the flowers

    Tat: No?

    I refuse to feel bad about this.

  5. Oh you use notifications? lol for the entire ten minutes preceding anything on my calendar i have to blast a pink stay-on-top banner across the center of my screen to get my attention

    people asking how, mac only, sorry:

    set this thing up https://github.com/insanum/gcalcli (hassle) and get it to print out your reminder with ‘“gcalcli --calendar whatever-your-calendar-is-called remind 5 "echo %s”’

    GitHub - insanum/gcalcli: Google Calendar Command Line InterfaceGoogle Calendar Command Line Interface. Contribute to insanum/gcalcli development by creating an account on GitHub.GitHub (opens in a new tab)

    blast it with https://www.tynsoe.org/v2/geektool/ (weird as heck) every 30 seconds

  6. Oh you use notifications? lol for the entire ten minutes preceding anything on my calendar i have to blast a pink stay-on-top banner across the center of my screen to get my attention

  7. Work calendar event: ‘Bring Your Kid to “Work” Day’

    has me wondering about moving those “” around

    ‘Bring your “Kid” to Work Day’

    ‘Bring “your” Kid to Work Day’

    ‘Bring your Kid to Work “Day”’

  8. Rip the other crabs in this bucket but i’m different

  9. I’m a little verklempt.

    post amongst yourselves [dismissive gesture]

    i’ll give you a topic.

    national public radio is neither nationalized nor is its primary mission public service.

    post.

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