Mastodon posts

  1. These lil dudes watch us eat dinner and do the dishes and stuff, if you wanna do dishes in 3D, use the glasses i keep tucked behind the frame

  2. I had to set a first beer time to keep myself from cracking one at four, or heck, with lunch, not judging if you do, it me, etc, but 5:30 is late enough imo

  3. This website is free

  4. Welcoming new yelp haters to the yelp hater club with likes using the F key (because if you remember your lore, likes are actually one-star reviews for posts)

  5. 320 gigabytes!

  6. Every time this house pops up on redfin i’m like, “oh R5D4 or whatever, bad motivator”

  7. Across the street from the Potrero UPS depot. the cool, hip, far out, 😃 ups apparently? probably old idk not on my usual routes any more

    UPS

    PLAYS STEREO

    SMOKES GRASS

    ALL NIGHT LONG

    BELOW OUR WINDOW

  8. When you try to drown your problems in a paper bag and then carry the burden of them around thinking nobody can tell

  9. This is from january but I don’t remember if I posted it and someone dunking on airbnb in these trying times just reminded me of it

    this kinda shit is why I maintain a linkedin account, even though i have no idea if it accomplishes anything! v0v

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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