Mastodon posts

1. When the bosses tell you they listen to and love NPR, believe them

   disclosure: i have an npr membership but only so that i can watch Antiques Roadshow because that shit is hard to pirate

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 17, 2020 - 4:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/17/104530060703046365/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/17/104530060703046365/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. You see amongst other want ads in the MISC column, perhaps a message for someone, or some thing:

   TRY A DASH OF LIQUID SMOKE IN YOUR MASHED POTATOES

   you clip out the tip and paste it on the board, run a string to it, and affix the string with a tack

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 17, 2020 - 1:38 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/17/104526638891942347/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/17/104526638891942347/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. You know 14 words, I drill 100 words every morning and every night, we are not the same.

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 16, 2020 - 3:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/16/104524141261730083/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/16/104524141261730083/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Men in tech worried about diversity hiring initiative slippery slopes leading quota-driven hiring of unqualified candidates consider shutting the fuck up forever, you are the unqualified candidate and you already have a job

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 14, 2020 - 6:59 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/14/104513743697476254/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/14/104513743697476254/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. This department has worked

   ①④ DAYS

   without a beer

   The best record previously was

   ⑦ DAYS

   DO YOUR PART!

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 14, 2020 - 6:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/14/104513547371163207/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/14/104513547371163207/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Ooh! I hate that rabbit! etc

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 13, 2020 - 3:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/13/104507280457206874/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/13/104507280457206874/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. Baby leaves

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 13, 2020 - 3:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/13/104507167694738381/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/13/104507167694738381/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. Treating SIP like i’m some kinda astronaut, mission control (my belt) demanded i add some basic static stuff that i haven’t done in 20 years to the high intensity bicycle trainer stuff i do: pushups, crunches, planks, squats, lunges, etc, yesterday and from now on

   ouchie 😭

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 13, 2020 - 2:27 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/13/104507011241359272/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/13/104507011241359272/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. One shitload of rosemary from the garden

   • one cup of sugar overnight last night

   • one cup of juice from two grapefruits and two blood oranges today

   • one cup of apple cider vinegar With The ‘Mother’ tomorrow

   ——

   sippin’ vinegar syrup next weekend

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 12, 2020 - 9:37 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/12/104503039021532513/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/12/104503039021532513/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. The Very Hungry Caterpillar

    

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 11, 2020 - 8:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/11/104497154494561496/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/11/104497154494561496/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.