Mastodon posts

1. Science hasn’t figured out all-spicy and/or all-mild shishito peppers and yet this is the so called future

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 24, 2020 - 1:18 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/24/104566193037599719/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/24/104566193037599719/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. We knocked a chandelier over the bed’s fake crystal pendant off often enough changing the sheets that we stopped putting it back on and stuck it an east-facing window instead, to cast dozens of spectrums around every morning, and one just hit my coffee

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 23, 2020 - 6:20 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/23/104564551437615043/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/23/104564551437615043/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. This site is cool because I’ll learn stuff like, did you know that Elvis Costello’s backing band on the My Aim is True recording was basically Huey Lewis and the News minus Huey Lewis? and not post it because “jeeze everybody probably knows that, I’ll get canceled for posting”

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 22, 2020 - 1:29 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/22/104557745275276242/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/22/104557745275276242/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Decline pushups? don’t mind if i do

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 22, 2020 - 12:37 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/22/104554709610026804/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/22/104554709610026804/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. After using Tang powder for years, I was sick of the waste I was generating (and cost) so I bought an orange juicer and basic pulp filter. You know what? It tastes better. Way better. It’s much, much cheaper and has far less waste, too.

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 21, 2020 - 5:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/21/104553069313609316/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/21/104553069313609316/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Listening to RATM for the first time in twenty years during the workout this morning, powering through the subsequent two decades I remember of forums poster mockery

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 20, 2020 - 7:54 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/20/104547933817821774/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/20/104547933817821774/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. CORRECTIONS

   I thought of this post last night and went to go watch some Roadshow and was reminded that AR is on PBS, which I do pay for, not NPR, which I have never and will never pay for.

   Sorry for getting my fake-nationalized media mixed up.

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 20, 2020 - 5:08 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/20/104547279960487836/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/20/104547279960487836/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. What if shut up little man modern day?

   Haskett: [unintelligible]

   Huffman: “shut up, little man!”

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 18, 2020 - 10:13 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/18/104537153943087298/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/18/104537153943087298/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. Building washing machine, we will never be friends, please just wash my clothes

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 18, 2020 - 1:55 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/18/104535197468269294/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/18/104535197468269294/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Content warning: chad wolf

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    The author of this storyline named the acting dhs fella first name “Chad” last name “Wolf”? come on, who is editing this garbage?

    https://mst3krollfizzlebeef.ytmnd.com

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon July 17, 2020 - 6:30 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/17/104530616860218028/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/07/17/104530616860218028/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.