Mastodon posts

1. Def my second fav thing about s&b golden curry (first being how convenient it is!) is downscaling it every time to a cowardly four servings

   

   tonkatsu!!

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon January 03, 2021 - 1:58 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/01/03/105489307786583233/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/01/03/105489307786583233/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. “__ __

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   _/_/e’ve been impressed by your posts. So impressed, in fact, that we’d like to invite you to join our editorial board,” they said.

   I immediately tongued my false tooth askew and bit down on it, releasing the cyanide.

   THE END

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon January 01, 2021 - 8:37 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/01/01/105482383741140408/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/01/01/105482383741140408/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. One last spaghett 💪 🍝

   

   

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon January 01, 2021 - 2:10 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/01/01/105478032459542405/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/01/01/105478032459542405/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Is it wierd that no grocery stores in sf stock bangers? 40 different other kinds of sausage but rarely the bangers? what don’t i know?

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon January 01, 2021 - 12:16 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/01/01/105477584042981351/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/01/01/105477584042981351/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. Real jimmy cone heads know 🍦

   jimmie!

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon December 31, 2020 - 11:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/31/105477441170476385/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/12/31/105477441170476385/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Cackling in the security pals signal that ticketmaster’s $10,000,000 penalty for brazenly using stollen creds to access songkick admin tools is a wrist slap, and what the court should have done is require that they provide songkick access to theirs

   which would definitely require a consent decree that they build a unified admin tool in the first place, which they would fail to do, because as anyone has seen the fjords at a tech company knows, a unified admin tool is a utopian fantasy, so they would fail the consent decree

   lol fjords / fnords, gdi

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon December 31, 2020 - 7:23 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/31/105476430551782280/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/12/31/105476430551782280/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. The everloving wife, a per diem med-surg and ICU nurse, gets her first vaccine dose today 🤗

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon December 30, 2020 - 8:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/30/105470914744027589/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/12/30/105470914744027589/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. “this milk i just drank a full glass of has definitely gone bad”, the website

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon December 30, 2020 - 3:39 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/30/105469888572278983/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/12/30/105469888572278983/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. If you ever win in a fight against me and then do a babality finishing move this is what you get

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon December 29, 2020 - 4:49 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/29/105464499268662415/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/12/29/105464499268662415/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Had a dream i was trying to explain a dumb infosec thing to an exec on a video call and they were saying yeah and ok in all the right places and they alt tabbed while screen sharing and they were typing out the lyrics to Blackalicious’s “Alphabet Aerobics“ and it was a huge own

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon December 29, 2020 - 3:37 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/29/105464215705132044/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/12/29/105464215705132044/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.