Mastodon posts

  1. Dudes love to wake up in the morning and read phrases like “the very negation of their ontological vocation” and nod wisely

  2. Got a univibe and a boss wireless system so i redid the board and the ditto and the decimator came off

    and i didn’t feel like doing a new wire run so my tuner is now a tactical tuner

  3. Unpacking and using ornaments given to the everloving wife and i over the past twenty years that we have never used before, o/ to whoever thought this 🍆 was cute in 2004, if only you knew

  4. Affordable private jets

  5. That logic thing with the aws security engineer kinda reads like an ad for aws but also the conclusion feels right to me so idk

  6. Authentic vintage custom shop relic replica classic every day carry ka-chow

    i can’t believe we haven’t lost this thing yet, still in-hand or on-hand 24/7

    every diaper change

  7. The Patriot on Prime is italian-chef-kiss

  8. Apps rock

  9. [warp engine pulsing for some reason] new cans of Play-Doh dropped

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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