Sightings in DC...

I was out in front of a client’s office building on K street today having a cigarette…

Up pulls a bike messenger.

Messengers generally lock their bikes against poles and grates in front of the building. Said polls and grates are currently under a few feet of snow.

What was the replacement security device implemented by this particular bike messenger?

A pile of fake poop on the seat!

Best.

Security.

Ever.

Posted over 23 years agoon February 19, 2003 - 10:38 PM and archived here at /blog/2003/2003-02-19-sightings-in-dc/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/blog/2003/2003-02-19-sightings-in-dc/ in both HTML and markdown.

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