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title: Sightings in DC...
date: 2003-02-19 14:38:00.00 -8
tags: posts 
categories: humor
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I was out in front of a client's office building on K street today having a cigarette…

Up pulls a bike messenger.

Messengers generally lock their bikes against poles and grates in front of the building. Said polls and grates are currently under a few feet of snow.

What was the replacement security device implemented by this particular bike messenger?

A pile of fake poop on the seat!

Best.

Security.

Ever.