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  1. The Neverending Story: A book store thief dreams up an elaborate Not All Children argument while hiding in an attic. http://t.co/Bl6cpbrPnm

  2. Come to the mission in the next 30 seconds if you want your fingers glued together. http://t.co/TgW1aI9gqq

  3. RT @sadserver: If you watch a movie of your life backwards, it’s about a sysadmin who regains youth/happiness as they forget more and more …

  4. REPLBATT - ups”

    I think my UPS is trying to tell me something.

  5. RT @famouscrab: fool me once thats enough of times for fooling me and i dont really enjoy it. Thanks

  6. RT @lnwdr: What if their full names are Ernie Waldorf and Bert Statler and the Muppet Show is set 50 years after Sesame Street?

  7. RT @kosso: had to to get this out of my head. http://t.co/yi9OgHy0KL

  8. 22′d past the old-old click factory and there’re penny farthings on either side of the doors that used to go to the FarmVille studio.

  9. Table for two, under No One.

    Right this way sir.

    Get it? Odysseus and Polyphemus?

    It’s JSON grandpa, jeez. http://t.co/BEwyOE7oFQ

  10. RT @tuckonthis: hi long time caller first time listener, what is your show about