Twitter posts

1. RT @emilynussbaum: It’s National Stop Being A Dick About Millennials Week, so get on it.

2. RT @dril: thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time

3. God: Don’t click on links in email.
   Moses: Isn’t there a hyphen in e-mail?
   God: And don’t open attachments.
   Moses: Slow down, I’m chiseling.

4. If you’ve ever designed a notification widget that fades away forever in a few seconds, please fade away forever in a few seconds. TIA.

5. RT @dafloydsta: BATMAN: I got you flowers
   CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase
   BATMAN: Ok
   CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining e…