The Ol’ Reverse Bartleby
Bartleby: I’d prefer you not to.
Narrator. Why?
B: lists specific, reasonable justifications
N: does it anyway
Twitter posts
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Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon August 12, 2015 - 5:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/08/12/tweet-631514982929137664/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/08/12/tweet-631514982929137664/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.
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Apologies in advance for gimmick-biting, but when you say “It should be easy for you to ____.” I just hear “And what’s the deal with, ____?”
Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon August 12, 2015 - 3:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/08/12/tweet-631491717988904960/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/08/12/tweet-631491717988904960/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
RT @tqbf: Useful outcome of Davidson post: watch people hyperventilating about its implications to discover who does/doesn’t actually work …
Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon August 11, 2015 - 6:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/08/11/tweet-631166193584357376/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/08/11/tweet-631166193584357376/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
RT @textfiles: Question: Do I know anybody within 50 miles of Baltimore who can lend about 2000sqft of space to vintage manuals for storage…
Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon August 11, 2015 - 3:33 AM and archived here at /twitter/2015/08/10/tweet-630945071307689984/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/08/10/tweet-630945071307689984/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon August 11, 2015 - 3:30 AM and archived here at /twitter/2015/08/10/tweet-630944474013675522/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/08/10/tweet-630944474013675522/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.
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Tfw when my @SomaDeepSpace1 demand curve meets my coffee supply curve and I start to freak the heck out over some hums and bleeps and bloops
Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon August 10, 2015 - 3:50 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/08/10/tweet-630768175299231745/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/08/10/tweet-630768175299231745/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
¾ of the security advice the FBI gives in this list is unreasonable and useless, have a nice day! http://t.co/M1PYzXGo8G
Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon August 07, 2015 - 4:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/08/07/tweet-629683446445535233/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/08/07/tweet-629683446445535233/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
RT @1aprildaniels: Real women have curves. Non-euclidean curves. They exist in a dimension beyond your perception. They are hungry. They ar…
Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon August 07, 2015 - 3:49 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/08/07/tweet-629680756105719808/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/08/07/tweet-629680756105719808/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon August 07, 2015 - 2:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/08/07/tweet-629668160296202241/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/08/07/tweet-629668160296202241/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.
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RT @Dymaxion: That thing were you get to your morning RSS reading and see that Bruce linked to http://t.co/MlL0R8NIBQ.
Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon August 07, 2015 - 2:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/08/07/tweet-629657185778188288/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/08/07/tweet-629657185778188288/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.