Pizza Slow (high quality)

Twitter posts

  1. Even in a locked room, I always secure the rear wheel to the downpost so that theives have to carry. Hers was too. https://t.co/Cc9yRHd8U0

  2. Holy shit, neighbor documenting next door’s busted fence and backwards door found mine and her bikes stashed there! https://t.co/YjOfkTuwbm

  3. In the meantime, after years of using OS X Server DNS, I will return to using /etc/hosts like a god damned caveman, because it works.

  4. Apple, consider giving OS X Server PM’s job to the OS X Server Websites PM and visa versa.

  5. OS X Server, a thing for serving, stops serving things if updated. OS X Server’s Websites do not stop serving a website when told to stop.

  6. RT @guardianstyle: No one knows. So say “noon” or “midnight” or you will confuse people. https://t.co/xE9wTPqVTj

  7. @grahamvsworld my plans to have a bowl of cereal for dinner and then walk past a tent city camp to look for my stuff.

  8. I mistook a thread with my dad and the everloving wife for a chat with just her, so I started a chat with just him: https://t.co/D2QLn4RLHk

  9. RT @AnnKossuth: @KoryStamper @johnemcintyre heh-heh-heh He said “afflatus.” *heh-heh-heh." No, no, wait… THEY said “afflatus!” https:/…

  10. RT @rachelle_mandik: —You a private eye?

    That’s what the blue neon sign says out front.

    —It’s argon. Neon glows orange.

    V.O.: From the s…