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no-thanks: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE. NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE. URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH. <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.> NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA SURVIVE NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT PRETEND IT’S 2BYA EVOLVE NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA. STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING. THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING. TIME DOES NOT EXIST. BE. COMMUNICATE EFFECTIVELY
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25 June 2014
no-thanks: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE. NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE. URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH. <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.> NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA SURVIVE NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT PRETEND IT’S 2BYA EVOLVE NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA. STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING. THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING. TIME DOES NOT EXIST. BE. COMMUNICATE EFFECTIVELY
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