Prairie Artisan Ales | Funky Galaxy

June 22nd, 2014 9:47am

Posted on Tumblr over 12 years ago and archived here at /tumblr/2014/06/22/prairie-artisan-ales-funky-galaxy/ in the Tumblr collection.
Proximate posts in the Tumblr collection
newer no-thanks: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE. NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE. URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH. <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.> NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA SURVIVE NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT PRETEND IT’S 2BYA EVOLVE NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.  FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.  PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA. STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING. THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING. TIME DOES NOT EXIST. BE. COMMUNICATE EFFECTIVELY 25 June 2014
this post Post #89564205468 22 June 2014
older doug: Three posters to cover up “Men’s Rights” posters(suitable for print up to 18”×24”) Download: BOO HOO / BAD GUY / SAD MAN A poster from your pals at Douglas Dollars. 22 June 2014
Proximate posts in the General collection
newer Twitter post from June 23, 2014, 481112169367359488 23 June 2014
this post Post #89564205468 22 June 2014
older doug: Three posters to cover up “Men’s Rights” posters(suitable for print up to 18”×24”) Download: BOO HOO / BAD GUY / SAD MAN A poster from your pals at Douglas Dollars. 22 June 2014