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  1. Morning Walk

    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a three and a quarter mile (five kilometer) walk is indicated. About 6400 steps and 354 feet (108 meters) elevation over one hour, (three quarters of an hour moving).
  2. Out There

    Kate Folk

    Cover of Out There by Kate Folk, published 2022-01-25 by Random House Publishing Group, 256 pages
    Figure 1. Cover of Out There by Kate Folk, published 2022-01-25 by Random House Publishing Group, 256 pages.

    One of the author quotes on Folk’s website (www.katefolk.com/home) blurbs these as “if Kafka and Camus and Bradbury were penning episodes of Black Mirror” and yeah, pretty much. I’m too much of a ninny to watch Black Mirror, and if someone made this book of stories into a show I would be too much of a ninny to watch it, but I enjoyed each of these little tales of mostly single women, mostly in SF, dealing with some pretty strange things. Body horror, as promised.

  3. Morning Walk

    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a one and a half mile (two and a half kilometer) walk is indicated. About 3100 steps and 62 feet (19 meters) elevation over one hour, (half an hour moving).
  4. Afternoon Walk

    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a two and a half mile (four kilometer) walk is indicated. About 4900 steps and 420 feet (128 meters) elevation over one and a quarter hours, (one hour moving).
  5. Afternoon Walk

    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a two mile (three and a quarter kilometer) walk is indicated. About 4100 steps and 210 feet (64 meters) elevation over two hours, (half an hour moving).
  6. SETTING: 1e-12 seconds after the designated start time for a meeting with no agenda that in theory ends 6e2 seconds before the next atual potential designated start time but won’t, just like the meeting before it didn’t.

    CLOSE UP: A computer screen. A chime sounds and a second person joins the meeting and notices that they have arrived 0.0000000000001 second after the start time and aren’t the first to arrive.

    UNAMED PERSON: ”Hey, sorry i’m late.”

  7. Content warning: fascist U. S. A.

    It seems reasonable at this point to drop ‘attorney’ from attorney general bondi’s title given their claim that they are at war. And, as a bonus, descriptions of their future prosecution by attorneys deserving of that title will read better in media and in history books.

    "general bondi”

    not much to be done for noem: “homeland security” is already a cheese enough of an organization name, she can keep it.

  8. Lunch Walk

    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a one mile (one and three quarters kilometer) walk is indicated. About 2200 steps and 72 feet (22 meters) elevation over three and three quarters hours, (a quarter hour moving).
  9. Morning Ride

    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a one and a quarter mile (two kilometer) e-bike ride is indicated. About 52 feet (16 meters) elevation over a quarter hour.