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  1. Afternoon Walk

    A zero and three quarters mile (one and a quarter kilometer), 118 foot (36 meter) elevation walk over a quarter hour in San Francisco, California. About 1500 steps.

  2. silly route, trying to find easy cardio with fewer stop lights

    A two and three quarters mile (four and a half kilometer), 151 foot (46 meter) elevation ride over a quarter hour in San Francisco, California.

  3. just spite-posting drafts today instead of posting what I’m actually mad about, that’ll work.

  4. Hi are you a registered San Francisco Voter? We’re gathering signatures for a ballot measure for a bond that will fund the construction in Sunset Dunes Park of a colossal Sancho Panza facing the dutch windmill in Golden Gate Park asking a collosul Don Quixote “Which giants?” Yes we are doing it to make fun of car-brained sunset voters. I know right? Idiots. Oh, no it’s not a baseball team reference but that is funny too. Anyway thank you for signing, have a great day.

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  5. You’re absolutely right, you asked for a to go box for the rest of your meal and I just scraped food and paper straw wrappers off of the unfinished plates in the bus bin into one for you.