The Boy has found The Sun.

Does the cat follow the sun or the sun follow the cat?

Stealthily but still tooting somehow about removing all the favs I handed out from all the “congratulations!” replies I got about being a Dad now that I have a better idea what it means and who my friends really are pause not, it’s still great.

Should I go back to work next week or nah?

[The year is +7.203C (in 3152 CE, years are tracked by temperature rise since the revolution.)]

NeoStatistician: Great Scott! The youth of NeoMerika don’t vote!

NeoJournalist: Great Scott! Here’s a thought experiment for the upists; what if we trolled them about it?

Liberal norms gatekeeping is (un)democratic centralism, lol

Recreating the LinkedIn account I deleted 2015-10-31 (spoopy!) with zero professional repercussions for the sole purpose of providing nearly every recruiter specific things their executive teams need to do better before I’ll even talk to them.

If the chats yer in don’t automatically invite punners (upon community tagging) into an invite only channel that they can use to act out on their deranged urges out of sight of the rest of us, find chats that do.

I haven’t had more than two hours of sleep at a time in a week and I am absolutely hollering at electeds on the hell site.

Wishing all the leftists I follow would publish their notes that they keep checking

As a society, we need to bring back giving people the old hot foot. I’m talking about strike anywhere matches stuck in boots and then lit with more matches, all while breaking the fourth wall, chuckling quietly behind a hand and making shh-ing it’s-our-little-secret-for-now motions, causing our victims to hoot and holler and jump up and down holding the hot foot.

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