1. We asked everyone to stick to books for gifts for the kid, so Mom went and found a copy of the book I was obsessed with when I was learning to read but haven’t seen in 35 years and just looking at the cover I’m all hell yeah fish! https://mastodon.social/media/brXlxFnigDLluZHfuDY https://mastodon.social/media/nnMxUwikiwAlQyi_QMo

    Fish and Flips, a Sweet Pickles book by Jacquelyn Reinach, Illustrations by Richard Hefter
    Figure 1. Fish and Flips, a Sweet Pickles book by Jacquelyn Reinach, Illustrations by Richard Hefter.
    All of the other Sweet Pickles characters.
    Figure 2. All of the other Sweet Pickles characters.
  2. Sunday night feels when you realize that it is in fact sunday night https://mastodon.social/media/fIEcrbJuCRnEYvThKh0

  3. Using an unread-message indicator (bold text, red dots, stuff like that) for growth hacking is violence to the constitution, slack

    Slack is now asking admins to Invite People
    Figure 1. Slack is now asking admins to Invite People.
  4. The ribbon haver has logged on

  5. This garage door, the entire time it is going up, and the entire time it is going down: REEEEEE!

    Everyone at the coffee shop next to it: REEEEEE!

    Me, the everloving wife, and the adoring baby in our apartment across the street: REEEEEE!

    Ten to fifteen minutes later: REEEEEE!

  6. Celebrate the discourse even when your screen is locked imo

  7. “Neocombat Neoliberalism”

  8. Content warning: baby puke

    Puke the valley

    baby puke
    Figure 1. baby puke.
  9. Cused image

    carmel apple, apple cider, harvest, and classic candy corn, w t f
    Figure 1. carmel apple, apple cider, harvest, and classic candy corn, w t f.

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  10. Paternity leave is canceled

    1,580 unread email, infinite unread Slack
    Figure 1. 1,580 unread email, infinite unread Slack.

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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