1. The great synecdoche: tents and needles and poop. Where do they come from? No one knows.

  2. I’m gonna completely ignore the report from the FBI jacket haver (like on TV!) and still reach the same conclusion everyone in the hegemony, the left, and the fash reach: this is good for bitcoin.

  3. The old white guy gets on stack to participate in the discussion. He says “Is this on?”

    He looks at the microphone.

    “Ah, yes, thank you. I just wanted to say—.“ He continues talking, but all anyone can hear is white noise, the lights flicker.

  4. I do fuck-all, relatively, but a lot of seemingly well-meaning political pragmatist centrists come off like a pro-wrestling script-writer’s middle-management, specifically focused on the Nielsen numbers in a quarterly self-eval, hoping to impress a writer of another genre.

    Do you care about the wrestling? No. Do you care about the script? Not as such. Do you care about the numbers? Means to an end. Do you care about the eval? Only if it gets me a raise. Why all of this then? To prove that I’m a dramatist! I’m a serious person!

  5. LC-1, LC-2, LC-4, Fischer-Price Rainforest Jumperoo, Baby Einstein ??, Fischer-Price 1186MJ

    The living room is being taken over by baby distracting devices.
    Figure 1. The living room is being taken over by baby distracting devices.
  6. Pancy nelosi

  7. Exploding brain, Exploding brain

    Exploding brain hates Expanding brain

    They have a fight

    Exploding wins

    Exploding brain

  8. Oh fuck, I thought this was iTerm2 turf.

    TERMINAL spray painted on garbage behind the Duc Loi.

  9. Gotta read this one in Mickey Mouse voice I think.

    “COOL PATAGONIA DUDE!!” chalked on a telephone utility box
    Figure 1. “COOL PATAGONIA DUDE!!” chalked on a telephone utility box.
  10. My five foot tall star jasmine in a two foot by two foot container with a few inches of growth all around thanks to lots of rain in the bay area

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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