1. After years of dunking on the same paper-of-record op-ed dipshits, this is the slam dunk, the glass breaker, the buzzer beating immutable screenshot that will finally end their godawful beshitted careers. No? Alas.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 18, 2019 - 9:27 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/18/102119169407520263/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/18/102119169407520263/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Neato! Local realtor hell-site says that area shitlord, Owen Van Natta, who squatted this cool derelict building down the street for me for a few years and turned a profit, is selling his mansion. https://socketsite.com/archives/2019/05/former-facebook-coo-lists-palo-alto-home-for-40m.html

    Former Facebook COO Lists Palo Alto Home for $40M – SocketSite™socketsite.com
    Figure 1. Link preview of https://socketsite.com/archives/2019/05/former-facebook-coo-lists-palo-alto-home-for-40m.html, "Former Facebook COO Lists Palo Alto Home for $40M – SocketSite™".

    NB in that old photo, the fence put up by the city to keep people from sleeping on the sidewalk, which would be heck of blight, unlike “the fence put up by the city to keep people from sleeping on the sidewalk.”

    The story ends OK, it’ll eventually be 40 units of below market rate housing https://sf.curbed.com/2017/12/20/16802350/housing-building-18th-street-mission-affordable

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 15, 2019 - 2:58 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/15/102100653803938936/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/15/102100653803938936/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. The SFPUC Preliminary Public Power Options Report just dropped:

    https://sfwater.org/modules/showdocument.aspx?documentid=13736

    San Francisco Water Power SewerSan Francisco Water, Power and Sewer. We Give 100% Make the transition to 100% renewable energy with us today.sfwater.org
    Figure 1. Link preview of https://sfwater.org/modules/showdocument.aspx?documentid=13736, "San Francisco Water Power Sewer".

    Option 3 is hell of attractive in addition to being the right thing to do. SF can afford to buy out for-profit power distribution and retain union workers.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 15, 2019 - 6:08 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/15/102098567373442511/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/15/102098567373442511/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. What the hell is this mushroom doing in my house plant pot? I have never grown mushrooms. Is it gonna hurt the plant? (The succulent next to it fell from a pot that used to hang over this one.)

    tiny yellow mushroom
    Figure 1. tiny yellow mushroom.
    houseplant
    Figure 2. houseplant.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 12, 2019 - 1:59 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/12/102080600319989371/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/12/102080600319989371/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. Mmmhmm, beans.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 12, 2019 - 12:42 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/12/102080297792693281/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/12/102080297792693281/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. If it wasn’t for zoning, this children’s play tower and slide could be ten or eleven stories y’all.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 12, 2019 - 12:38 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/12/102080281877182410/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/12/102080281877182410/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. Initial thought, cute but weird. Second thought, better ask the building group chat if anybody noticed a unit might be on Air-b-n-fuckin-b.

    “Laundry Room 🌸”
    Figure 1. “Laundry Room 🌸”.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 12, 2019 - 12:24 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/12/102080226594001763/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/12/102080226594001763/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. I biked past someone as they noticed my PIZZA shirt and they said “That should say NASA, not PIZZA.” Pal, you are so, so wrong.

    Again! I just biked past someone who said “That doesn’t make you rad!”

    I had my jacket zipped up, so it wasn’t a NASA nerd. I think it was because I was riding no-handed?

    Pal, riding no-handed is well known to be rad as hell.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 08, 2019 - 5:26 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/08/102061596445836335/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/08/102061596445836335/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. 🚨COLLECTIVE🚨ACTION🚨ALERT🚨

    UBER/LYFT drivers are STRIKING 🎳 on Wednesday to protest poverty wages while investors and executives CA$H OUT.

    DON’T🙅‍♂️CROSS🚧THAT➡️PICKET📣LINE🛑

    🚍Use public transit

    🚲Ride your bike

    🚖Take a taxi

    🚶‍♂️Walk to work

    🏇Get creative

    Just DON’T👎SCAB🤡

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 06, 2019 - 5:58 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/06/102050398360649528/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/06/102050398360649528/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. Yimbyism is a splinter-ideology of libertarianism and equally unserious

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 02, 2019 - 8:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/02/102028269188243014/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/02/102028269188243014/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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