therapist (I don’t go to therapy but pretending for the bit): “how did you get that hole in your jeans, it’s like, right by the zipper, and not even in a place that you can passably just like, let it go like a thigh or knee”
me w/ donnie darko frown: doing the dishes I think, idk
What about lenders who already paid off their congressional reps?
you should have to win the “catch a dollar bill” bar bet before you can turn on “autopilot” in a car, just like commercial airline pilots
. “whoa, whoa, y’all, come see this, this account is on season 19 of this This Old House and the last episode of season 1 of the original Amazing Stories”
“you should send them an invite, they seem cool”
“done. hope they accept it”
“me too”