1. Y’all ever been to Weird Stuff on Valencia? they sell all kinds of trash that nobody wants

  2. Haven’t finished my first drink yet and someone guessed my costume as mr. rogers

  3. My cat just peered too far into the abyss

  4. After getting paged at 4 am because someone can’t log in (not my problem): mad

    after my reply is auto-responded to with an “I’m on maternity leave” out of office message: not mad

  5. The only time of year i feel

    bad shutting this old half siamese loudmouth in the kitchen (where his food, bed, and box are) for the night

  6. Roygbiv: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, ivurple

    the power of mnemonics!

  7. Nietzsche’s hokey edgelord “the living is a species of the dead; and not a very attractive one." but about neoliberalism being a species of sovereign citizen derivative classical liberalism

  8. 🎼 “The wheels on the bus go round and round.”

    “The wheels on the bus”

    “The wheels on”

    “The wheels

    “The”

    “The”

    “The”

    i celebrate this thing’s death even though i know it’ll live again

    i can’t kill it yet, my kid stood up in the bathtub to dance to the music when i edited the damned clip

    etc, etc

  9. Finally made a contact on my phone for @SF_emergency@twitter.com’s sms short number, idk what took me so long

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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