Y’all ever been to Weird Stuff on Valencia? they sell all kinds of trash that nobody wants

Y’all ever been to Weird Stuff on Valencia? they sell all kinds of trash that nobody wants

Haven’t finished my first drink yet and someone guessed my costume as mr. rogers
My cat just peered too far into the abyss
After getting paged at 4 am because someone can’t log in (not my problem): mad
after my reply is auto-responded to with an “I’m on maternity leave” out of office message: not mad

The only time of year i feel
bad shutting this old half siamese loudmouth in the kitchen (where his food, bed, and box are) for the night


Roygbiv: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, ivurple
the power of mnemonics!
Nietzsche’s hokey edgelord “the living is a species of the dead; and not a very attractive one." but about neoliberalism being a species of sovereign citizen derivative classical liberalism
🎼 “The wheels on the bus go round and round.”
“The wheels on the bus”
“The wheels on”
“The wheels
“The”
“The”
“The”
i celebrate this thing’s death even though i know it’ll live again
i can’t kill it yet, my kid stood up in the bathtub to dance to the music when i edited the damned clip
etc, etc
Finally made a contact on my phone for @SF_emergency@twitter.com’s sms short number, idk what took me so long
