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Another dad, to me, at gottβs, pointing at my shirt: βis that bernie getting arrested?β
me: βyepβ
dad: βthatβs awesome!β
almost forgot to palm slam my daily, gonna be maxed out on super tuesday at this rate

Realizing that my kidβs coolest toy is probably gonners because we havenβt seen it in a while and βa whileβ lines up really well with about when he learned how trash cans work and wondering how we can all, as adults, regain this childhood sense of wonder / how trashcans work
Having a lotta baby shampoo at home gives me an ideaβif I lather up my face in the morning and donβt rinse it off, I can touch my face all I want during the day without any consequence
Grammarly is the shen yun of online