it’s really annoying how dumb our antagonists are

cab calloway: Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)

Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)

Hey-ey-ey (hey-ey-ey)

me: lol

marxists do it with chiasmus

hey, glowfari called, they’ve got that statue of you all set up on the other side of the giant shark tunnel

fondly recalling tossing the ol’ pig skin with friends at a party when I, oops, over the fence, through next-door’s screen door

they emerge livid, and my earnest, oh no, this was a terrible mistake, we must amend came out of my mouth as “well what do you want me to do about it?”