1. It’s an old meme but it checks out

  2. The u.s. is gonna show its libertarian ass all year and boomers gonna keep saying “idk the media hypes everything so much idk” while consuming said media and no other from the third or fourth house they’ve leveled up to

  3. The 49 muni is doing so many burnouts pulling away on wet streets after the first rain in over a month i’m worried some yummy is gonna call the cops and report a sideshow. i’m absolutely not fixing that spellcheck.

  4. I love this time of year in sf for the cloud layer hugging the ground crashing over upper market

  5. Oh, you carry a challenge coin too? [eyes watering, lip trembling] mine means so, so much to me

    live laugh love surrounding a flower
    Figure 1. live laugh love surrounding a flower.
  6. BERNIE SANDERS

    NEVER SURRENDER

  7. A reading from one of me kid’s new favorite books

    Goodnight nobody

    Buenas noches, nadie

  8. I don’t know how i ever cooked anything without one of these timers

    fried chicken

    carrots

    potatoes

    oxo cooking multitimer
    Figure 1. oxo cooking multitimer.
  9. Oops, checked my balance before I did my daily donation to @BernieSanders@twitter.com and I’m over the limit by over $200. Now to wait to say “yes, please roll that over from the primary to the real campaign fun” and start back up again.

  10. WTB a jira 0-day to monkey patch the JQL handler to never call “smart search”

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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