Pizza Slow (high quality)

  1. Just learned that Grimace is not the CEO of McDonalds.

  2. RE: https://mastodon.ozioso.online/@DorotheaLange/116150147278065446

    Dorothea Lange (@DorotheaLange@mastodon.ozioso.online)Attached: 1 image Franklin Schroeder and the older boys in the yard. He is giving them the "last watermelon of the season." Dead Ox Flat, Malheur County, Oregon. General caption number 67-111 #FranklinSchroeder #DeadOxFlat #MalheurCounty #Oregon #America #undefined #photography #DorotheaLange https://www.loc.gov/pictures/item/2017773596/Ozioso Mastodon
    1. that is quite the schulzian name

    2. [antiques roadshow clarinet ditty] We’re in historic Dead Ox Flat in Malheur County, Oregon, where today folks are brining in all kinds of goodies to be valued by our team of expert appraisers [L-cut] “This workwear would fetch a pretty high price on todays auction market, and even in that condition, I would insure it for $1,000.”

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    After finding a banana in the smaller pocket of Junior’s backpack Monday morning that had probably been there since the school handed him breakfast Friday morning, Mom asked, “Why is this banana in your backpack?”

    “Because I like using it as a bananaphone.”

  4. Sky Daddy

    Kate Folk

    Cover of Sky Daddy by Kate Folk, published 2025 by Hodder & Stoughton, 368 pages
    Figure 1. Cover of Sky Daddy by Kate Folk, published 2025 by Hodder & Stoughton, 368 pages.

    Most of what I want to say about Sky Daddy would spoil the afterword, which was a minor revelation for me. “Oh, jeeze.”

    Set in San Francisco and viciously deadpan about it.

  5. coyote!

    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a two mile (three and a quarter kilometer) walk is indicated. About 3900 steps and 322 feet (98 meters) elevation over three quarters of an hour.