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I pull a few pieces of spaghetti out of the box, accidentally breaking a few in the process, and then throw them all at the wall, dry, to see if they stick, and none of them do and some of the pieces fall in a crack full of crumbs and stuff that I can see into sometimes but can’t reach into.

Me: I would like to coin the term plausineering if no one else has.

pal: we are entering the plausicene.

[sitting at Hi-hat having a slice of Jersey Tomato Pie and a beer while the Giants/Saehawks(??) game is on]

If it’s called shotgun formation, shouldn’t the center snap two handfuls of miniature footballs to the quarterback at once instead of just the one normal sized football?

I think between you and me, or whatever, but, I think that it is weird that people post paragraph long preambles in chat linking to positions they are hiring for or that would be on their team without naming the company the job is at a single time.

It really seems like a majority of people do this. Like, I get why greenhouse refuses to include that in the unfurl, I think. I hate it, but I get it. I don’t get OPs who do it. Main-character syndrome?

So funny that my take away is always and forever will be that after speed walking to BART, skipping steps on the escalators in a panic, hopping through train car doors I was worried were going to close (never actually closing doors, that’s gauche), skipping steps up all flights at the Embarcadero, speed walking to my appointment and just making it on time, that "I can make it downtown in 20 minutes, maybe 15?” and not any of the luck or urgency required to make that happen.

“don’t you have to leave?”

“Nah, I can make it downtown in fifteen minutes. Oh. Oh, shit, I gotta leave.”

Every time.