Everyone in Murakami novels is a seven

“The property faces and runs parallel to the vast park known as The Panhandle.”

real estate agents are wild

I’ve never needed to ask someone to keep an eye on someone fixating on me’s posts (feels like a stretch to call it harassment) so that i could just block, mute, go private, and not peek at their feed all the dammed time but it works really well

for me, at least, it’s like:

before: ugh, better check to see if they’re still posting about me

after:

Birb

Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pakeEZFvG_U

This month the one year old has mastered saying “shh!”, “no-no-no-no-no”, and pretending to snore like I do, as in:

“Be quiet please, Daddy’s sleeping.”

“No-no-no!, [snores, laughs, holds one finger to his mouth], shh! shh! No-no-no-no!”

Alright, I made the number go up until wikipedia didn’t know what I was talking about

folks! we need a sixth international!

Every time you use the option key on a mac you are solving a trolley problem ⌥

Well, it feels better at least!

#4 “””””taper”””” on the sides, #8 on top

Neighbors have friends over 🙃 who have a couple of kids 🙃 who are playing with my kid’s toys in the shared courtyard out back 🙃 which we only leave out because our kid is the only one in the building 🙃 and it is the only place we can take him during the week 🙃